so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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