I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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