I am in a vortex of obligation.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
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