Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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