so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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