ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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