He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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