I feel great
I just peed on a car
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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