Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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