One girl and one boy is just not enough.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
Randomize