i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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