I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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