I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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