So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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