He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
