TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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