wake up i wanna do it froggy style
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
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