Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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