thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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