my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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