Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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