waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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