No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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