My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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