normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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