Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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