You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
i need some magic done to my vagina
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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