Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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