I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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