Say something about gay babies.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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