ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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