He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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