Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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