all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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