like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
Randomize
