My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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