i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
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