I'm pants shitting drunk right now
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
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