AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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