Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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