PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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