God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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