quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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