Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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