Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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