I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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