Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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