she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I booty called her while she was in labor.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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