I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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