ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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