i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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