From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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