so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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