i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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