Just mADE A PArabola og urine
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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