I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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