That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
sex in a hospital.. check
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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